Looking for some funny ways to respond to “How are you?” Check out these creative and humorous responses to spice up your conversations!Often the question “How are you?” is asked with one and only one purpose – to greet you and show politeness.
The easiest way to answer this question would be “Everything is fine”. However, this answer sounds rather boring and predictable. In fact, this question can be a great way to start an interesting conversation .Choose one of the answers that will be a breath of fresh air in your everyday communication. Who knows where this conversation will lead you.
Funny Ways to Respond to How Are You.
Somewhere between good and very good.
2. After you asked, it’s much better.
3. Yes, stop it. (Say this as if you were receiving a compliment.)
4. I love you. (This answer may take a person by surprise)
5. Now that you are around, it is much better.
6. How is your loved one doing?
7. Thanks for asking, you made my day so much better.
8. Kiss me and it will be much better.
9. Better than many people.
10. Are you really interested?
11. Armed and fully combat ready.
12. My lawyer says I don’t have to answer this question.
13. What do you want? (This answer may seem quite rude, so use it with caution)
14. My life is going through ups and downs right now. How are you, is everything stable?
15. Like yours, but better.
16. I could use a massage right now.
17.I would say (number) out of 10.
18. Everything was fine until you asked.
19. If everything were fine with me, I would call you.
20. Lots of work, little money.
21. Nothing special.
22. I don’t know, do you think I’m doing well?
23. I’m not complaining, no one listens to me anyway
Good enough.
25. If it were better, I would be in your place.
26. Not so good, does it bother you?
27. Average, not great, not terrible, just average.
28. If it were better, it would be illegal.
29. So far so good.
30. How dare you (If you don’t have a ready answer, just say this phrase automatically.
31. I haven’t had my morning cup of coffee yet and no one got hurt, so I guess that’s good.
32. Maybe you’ll find out someday.
33. I will say “Okay” if you don’t leave me alone now.
34. I have no idea.
35. Yes (As if you haven’t noticed)
36. I live like in a fairy tale. Don’t wake me up.
37. At least there is always something to improve.
38. Everything is pretty typical now.
39. Happy and contented, thank you
40. Compared to whom?
41. Do I need to answer?
42. Well enough to talk to you now.
43. Excellent, I hope it stays like this until the end of the day.
44. Physically? Mentally? Financially? I don’t know how to answer this question.
45. Strange and getting stranger.
46. Not so good, but I’m going to sleep.
47. I have heard different opinions. What do you think?
48. I’ll leave it up to you.
49. How… what?
50. Thank you for asking, think about it yourself.
51. Better than it was, but not as good as it will be.
52. I think everything is fine. What do you think?
53. As usual, I miss you.
54. I don’t want to complain, but sometimes I will.
55. I was lucky.
56. Much better than I deserve.
57. Shh, it’s too early to talk about it.
58. I don’t know. Is today Friday?
59. Not so good, but my hair looks great, don’t you think?
The pulse is palpable, so everything is normal.
61. I am doing very well, thanks to antidepressants.
62. Well, you know, every day is better than the next.
63. Better than some, not as good as others.
64. My psychiatrist advised me not to discuss this with strangers.
65. So far so good, but there’s still time for things to go wrong.
66. I try to avoid ambiguous questions.
How are you doing?
68. It’s a secret.
69. Do you want the short or long version?
70. I would probably be lying if I said that everything is fine.
71. I don’t have to say anything.
72. I survive.
73. Not as good as you.
74. Holy shit, can you see me?
75. I need peace and quiet.
76. Under repair.
77. I remind myself to stay calm.
78. I imagine that I am on vacation.
79. You don’t want to know.
80. (Just look at the person).
81. Next question.
82. Excellent question. Hmm…
83. To answer this question, we need to go back 10 years. Do you have time?
84. I live in a state of denial and suppressed anger.
85. I’m dying slowly but surely.
86. You know, I have a rash on my butt. (Way to make the conversation awkward)
87. Not bad, but it could have been better, the salary could have been better.
88. I am much better inside than I look on the outside.
89. It’s terrible, but I’m already used to it.
90. Come on, you go first so we can compare.
91. It’s really terrible, thanks for asking.
92. The doctor said that I would live.
93. I was told that you would ask me about this.
94. Trying to move on with my life.
95. How much will you pay me if I tell you?
96. It will be much better if you invite me for coffee.
97. Better than yesterday, but not as good as tomorrow.
98. If I had a tail, I would wag it.
99. There were better days.
100. Still alive!..