Female dancers, especially classical dancers, are often accused of being wooden pussies.
Bearing, dedication, elegance are not very appreciated characteristics in a society where the one who gets the pissed off is Miley Cyrus licking the inventory of a hardware store. But she too would deserve to become our girlfriend, if she had done a few more years of dance.
Now, enough chit-chat, let’s put on our ballet shoes and see some reasons to book a girl who has done ballet as a girlfriend.
Here is the list of reasons to get engaged to a dancer
#1. At least 50% of the couple will be graceful in their movements
#2. Unlike wild shopping, dancing is not a passion that also requires your participation
#3. Her need to whore is solved by wearing a tutu in a crowded theater
#4. If he does breakdancing you can have fun playing with his articulated joints
#5. She does one of the few sports that don’t turn a woman’s legs into two Doric columns
#6. If she dances Latin American there’s a chance she’s a Cuban hottie. Or at least she aspires to be one.
#7 . If she watches Friends you can tell yourself that you are not with a brain-damaged person by convincing yourself that she does it to see the dance rehearsals
#8. You don’t need a ladder because she can pick up items on high shelves by standing on tiptoe.
#9. If she does classical dance you have found the only woman who is happy with shoes that cost a few euros
#10. Dance has sculpted her body in frenzy
#11. After dancing, she has so many endorphins in her system that she doesn’t even mind when you fart under the sheets.
#12. Don’t listen to boring music
#13. If you go dancing you don’t feel like you’re being accompanied by a beech tree trunk
#14. If you found a smooth dancer, it means that in a few years you will receive an inheritance
#15. It’s much cooler to say your girlfriend does dance rather than water aerobics.
#16. Usually his teacher is a fighting milf
#17. It will teach your children not to have a spineless posture
#18. There are no men in the dance troupes. And if there are, they shouldn’t be dangerous.
#19. Her sense of rhythm ensures perfect synchrony during intercourse
#20. Better a girl who dances than one who does sumo
