20 Things Only Competitive People Understand

The world is divided into two, those who don’t give a damn and those who absolutely want to excel in everything . These are the competitive people.To vary the format a bit, we’ve compiled a list of 20 things that only competitive people will understand.

Here are the things that only competitive people can understand:


#1 As a child you challenged other children to make the most beautiful Lego constructions .


#2 Since kindergarten you’ve been pushing your body to the limit by eating junk food just to prove you’re the best.


#3 You showed off to the other kids because your dad was better looking, smarter and richer.


#4 In elementary and middle school you played four hundred sports and tried to be great at all of them.


#5 Obviously the main sports to compete in were Ping Pong and Table Football.


#6 When adolescence arrived, the challenges shifted to who could drink the most without ending up in an alcoholic coma.


#7 The first time you had sex you were very young, to be the first in the company.


#8 So even if they now outnumber you in partners, no one can ever take that cup away from you.


#9 Video games were your disease. And the Game Over sign was an invitation to play for another 72 hours.


#10 When there’s a battle you can’t win, like competing with nerds in math, then you convince yourself it’s a battle for losers.


#11 When you choose the slowest line at the supermarket you realize that you have failed and been defeated.


#12 Meet in the square but go downtown with two different cars because he leaves first. Race to see who gets downtown first, style .


#13 When you eat you want to be the first to finish your plate. Even if you are at a restaurant and that plate cost you 40 euros.


#14 Second is last place for you are the same thing.


#15 When you have no one to compete with, you compete with yourself. That’s why you time yourself when you jog.


#16 When you shake hands with the winner of some challenge, in your head you think you want to eat his face.


#17 The important thing is to participate could only have been said by someone who has never won anything.


#18 You’ve never done anything in your life just for fun.


#19 You’ve never had a better friend. You couldn’t. As soon as you realize he’s outdoing you in something, end that friendship.


#20 Your partner has to be the best at something, just like you.

He may be the most handsome, but usually this doesn’t hold up because any beauty fades. He may be the most sexually capable, but this doesn’t hold up either, after a certain age people talk about it less. In the end you decide that the best partner is the one who doesn’t break balls and behaves like a friend. So everyone envies you and you have won this challenge too.

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