20 Signs You’re A Woman Who Talks Too Much

Man has a limited capacity for listening, as demonstrated by the statistics of psychology students.

When a woman speaks, the first 5 minutes the man listens. After 10 he catches random words semantically related to topics such as sports, TV series (if interested) and sex. After a quarter of an hour he is thinking about the posts published on the Instagram page of the Overman .

For this reason, women who talk too much are generally not liked.

Unfortunately, women are not always aware of having a problem with logorrhea.

Hence the need to draw up a list of behaviors that define the woman who talks too much.

Here is the list of signs that indicate that you are a woman who talks too much

#1 You often ask “are you listening to me?”

#2 When they ask you for information, answer by inserting irrelevant information.

Man:  Do you have a light?
Woman (correct answer):  No, sorry.
Woman (talking too much): No, sorry. I stopped smoking six months ago. I used to use e-cigs but then I stopped with those too because they scratched my throat. Now that I don’t smoke anything I feel better.

#3 You often have headaches. And so do those around you.

#4 When you talk to an elderly person, at some point they pretend to have another commitment.

#5 Your smartphone ‘s battery  kills itself mid-call.

#6 You once had a thought that you couldn’t share right away and you felt bad for two weeks.

#7 You talk over the news, commenting on the news as it is being reported.

#8 The first thing you do when you get on public transport is call someone.

#9 You talk in your sleep.

#10 You don’t remember what your boyfriend sounds like.

#11 You have more stuff on the outside than on the inside.

#12 Going to the movies triggers a verbosity that is equal and opposite to the length of the film.

#13 There is nothing irrelevant enough to not deserve your comment.

#14 When you meet another girl who talks too much your tone of voice rises beyond the laws of acoustic physics.

#15 Your tongue is so trained that there is also a positive side to it.

#16 Your boyfriend damaged his eardrums.

#17 You’ve never let someone finish a sentence.

#18 Jehovah’s Witnesses leave Jesus in your mailbox without even ringing the bell.

#19 The importance of opinions is inversely proportional to their number. Yours are worth less than those of an Espresso editorialist.

#20 At the end of the speech you don’t remember where you started from or where you wanted to get to. So you start talking again.

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