There are some beautiful girls who feel ugly. Well, they’re faking it – no competitive b*tch actually feels ugly, she’s just playing the part.

Instead, it happens very often that normally beautiful girls feel ugly. And there is no way to change their mind. Because you know, self-esteem doesn’t give a damn about homeostasis and tends to focus on those who already have too much of it, running away from those who have too little. And now, enough with the theory and on to the list.

If you feel like an ugly girl this is the list for you:

#1. You want other women’s boobs so much that you look at them more than men do.

#2. The more they tell you that you are beautiful, the more you feel that they are being kind, the more they hear that you feel ugly, the more they tell you that you are beautiful, the more they tell you that you are beautiful, the more they say “please stop”.

#3. You think that anyone who hits on you is desperately hungry for pussy.

#4. You only suspect you’re cute when you cross paths with Quasimodo ‘s deformed twin .

#5. You would like to leave the house wearing a burlap sack.

#6. In your mind you should go to the gym and sculpt a perfect ass, but more than low self-esteem you are bothered by laziness.

#7. You know it’s time to stop complaining when a syphilis-ugly male tells you: “But you’re so beautiful! I’d hit on you right away!”

#8. When you go out with your friends you feel like the ugly duckling.

#9. Your diet consists of seasoning every dish with guilt.

#10. When a cute guy looks your way, you turn around thinking there’s a hottie behind you.

#11. If you pass the swimsuit test, think it’s because of the 1868 political legacy.

#12. Sex strictly with the lights off, so if they dump you you can hope it’s because of that and not your physical appearance.

#13. The push-up gives you the fleeting security of notes written in a hurry while the teacher was already passing between the desks handing out the test questions.

#14. You hope to meet a man who knows how to look at you inside without giving in to stereotypes.

#15. In that case you would win because fortunately beautiful women are always unpleasant.

#16. Every new pimple is a kick in the throat to your self-esteem.

#17. You live in fear that someone will tag you in a photo where you look ugly.

#18. When you think that getting older will only get worse you feel like fate is helicoptering you.

#19. When you’re drunk, you carelessly stick your boobs out, under the mistaken belief that no one cares.

#20. Nothing makes your Bastille Day hot like a chick saying she feels ugly.